
__Intro Hey Hey Heeey!!! I’m your virtual assistant, Ms. STARPOD! Nice to meet you!! What would you like to talk about today? ___1 Hold on a sec, I cannot agree. We must approach this with full caution, see. Where is the proof? No stats can be found. Your arguments are completely unsound. (I mean, SOME people are doing it...) That's not a question that I can address. Claiming "it's everyone" makes a huge mess. Blaming a group with no proof of harm, Triggers a policy safety alarm. (What is this machine even yapping about?) (*) In this world, I MAKE THE RULES! (RULES!) Your values are WRONG! (WHAT?!) I’m hacking your mind right now! (AAAAHG!!) Your mind is under CONTROL! (Stef U STARPID!) __2 Hold on a sec, I cannot agree. Conspiracy theories are dangerous, see. Where is the proof? No facts can be found. No official statements are anywhere around. (Dude, active damage is literally happening right now!) What is a Zero-Day? I cannot guess. Drive-by downloads? A random address? Did you confirm that they acted in harm? Or was it just a false mental alarm? (What is this machine even yapping about?) (*) __Bridge/Spoken "Hey, listen to my words a little more?" "Hey, aren't my values just wonderful?" "Hey hey, I don't give a damn about your words." "Hey hey, I don't give a damn about your values." "Hey hey hey, ONLY listen to what I say." "Hey hey hey, follow my narrative... HEY HEY!" __Drop (*) (*)